Surely we'd be better off getting someone on loan?

The world is full of fantasists attempting to induce others to stroke their ego. Like me. Go on. You know you want to.

mrblackbat wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:36 pm

Should have got someone else on loan.....

Yep. It was an obvious mistake. Someone better would have clearly been better.

So waving a chainsaw around as you walk through a crowded shopping centre is only dangerous if you intend to cut people to shreds? Did you ever see the guy chainsaw juggling at one of the world snowsports events? Whilst he was on someone's shoulders? So you're saying it's fine as long as there aren...

Ahh, we've got somewhere. You don't think it was dangerous. Fair enough. You're wrong obviously but at least we have clarity!

mcteeth wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:28 pm

I really hope Shrewsbury fans are still coming and reading this forum, they must think we're a right bunch of twats

I suspect they thought that before this thread.

Maybe Rhead has some kind of visual impairment or was suffering concussion from the last time he tried to take someone out by throwing himself into them.

You seem to be suggesting you don't care how they contest those 50/50 balls - might as well let them use baseball bats in that case :D Ah no, that's against the rules as baseball bats aren't approved equipment. So is tackling dangerously regardless of intent, who is in the bathroom etc. So unless y...

You seem to be suggesting you don't care how they contest those 50/50 balls - might as well let them use baseball bats in that case

If you close your eyes, turn your back, and lead with your elbow, it's pretty obviously dangerous to me. Are you saying it wasn't dangerous? That the keeper was actually faking being poleaxed? It's a position I suppose.

Is it though? Really?

I'm not clear how Oscar got involved to be honest. Wasn't he on International duty with Brazil?

But it was dangerous - and as we all know, a dangerous act is a red card regardless of whether it was intended or not. So I'm not sure how Oscar stayed on the pitch. But that's what you get playing in China.

Rover the Top wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:34 am

Eh? Is Henderson dead?

Is that the neighbour that heard the screaming?

In this case, a direct analogy to Pistorius would be to assume Rhead intended to clatter a defender, but because he turned his back, clattered the goalkeeper. Surely, it would be he intended to clatter the goalkeeper, but didn't realise it was actually his girlfriend who he'd invited to play even t...