David Beckham gets into a taxi and notices the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror. After a couple of minutes the driver says: "OK, give me a clue." Beckham says: "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England. Is that enough?" Driver...

I was watching the Japanese football match when the players all started doing martial arts.

Turns out the game had gone into ninjury time

All my German friends have blocked me since Germany’s exit from the World Cup ! My phone is now completely Hans Free...

‍Some golden ones from Twitter -

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haha, you couldn't do this if you tried!!

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What a great slice for a goal ... just shame it was a funny own goal tonight!

‍This is a moving article, worth the entire read: This footballer lost over £200,000 to gambling. Now he helps others who are struggling - Ex-player Scott Davies explains how the lifestyle of being a professional footballer led him to serious gambling addiction and, in the end, feeling suicidal http...

ATTENTION: I Am Deleting The Following People from this forum As They Do Not Contribute or post. Charlie Strong Kendra Pertilla Reida Nichols Irene Dennen Rachel Brantley Jivenia Porter Renee Simpkins Andrea Bogle Danni Smith Vicky Cumming Marica Dickert Elmira Chouinard Danielle Grimes Deonna Foers...

When I saw the score at HT ... I just kkkkknew that was going to happen!! At least Reading are not on '0' like QPR!

Thanks for these nice and thoughtful replies ... much appreciated!
Obviously no-one has a divine right to anything, and looking back in history I'd be absolutely stupid to claim Reading were even half a 'big' side ...but things were so good under Madejski

This gives me pause; Reading dominated the opening two fixtures this season, but couldn’t finish off the chances and put the game to bed, which ultimately cost the Royals. In both of the opening games they had so many opportunities to get the ball into the area and give the forwards a chance to put...

The 4th Official Reading Players Seem Happy Just To Turn Up, Lose A Game & Get Paid For It The start of the season has been tough for the Berkshire side, losing all three of their league fixtures and only scoring a single goal. Boos have been heard ringing around the Madejski after a 1-0 loss to Bol...

England rise to sixth in Fifa rankings after World Cup run England have moved up six places to sixth in Fifa's world rankings after their run to the World Cup semi-finals in Russia. It is their highest position since they were fourth in March 2013. World Cup winners France rise six spots to top the...

A very interesting story from Chesterfield manager Martin Allen about what happens when a new owner comes in. "A great start...but it almost didn't happen We've played three, won three and are second in the table, but it very nearly didn't happen. Ten days before our first league game at Ebbsfleet,...

- Hey, would you invite me over for a drink or something?

- I'd love to, but I simply do not date married women.

- But I'm your wife, stupid idiot!

- Sorry, but I do not make exceptions…