.... Having my fucking ear cut off by Mr Blonde.

Darth Rover wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:16 pm

Well done Accrington Stanley gaining promotion to League one next season. Next up for Rovers is Peterboro Thursday night. Ironically they need to win this game more than Rovers.

Amazing achievement for Stanley considering their resources.

Shouldn't laugh really.

And the reality will be somewhere else entirely.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43792120

More reasons why waiting for the chemical weapons inspectors is a bad idea. Anyone remember Kim Jong Il in Team America?

You can juggle chainsaws without intending to hurt someone quite easily: by being reckless!

Should have got someone else on loan.....

Which seems a reasonable possibility given Trump's dealings generally.

I don't think there will be a hot war. But escalation, conflicts and the accompanying cold war seem more and more likely.

You think the backing of the UN is worth anything considering Russia will just veto it? Seriously? The UN is as much a joke as the League Of Nations prior to WW2. Russia has so far vetoed every serious UN measure to investigate the usage of chemical weapons in Syria, because they know it's happening...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43762251

Surprised it's taken this long, to be honest.

Epic poll. Win is almost certainly guaranteed.

Well nobody ever buys chainsaws, far better to loan three so you can juggle.

Juggled chainsaws.

Rover the Top wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:02 pm

So waving a chainsaw around as you walk through a crowded shopping centre is only dangerous if you intend to cut people to shreds?

Did you ever see the guy chainsaw juggling at one of the world snowsports events? Whilst he was on someone's shoulders?