I'm not clear how Oscar got involved to be honest. Wasn't he on International duty with Brazil?

But it was dangerous - and as we all know, a dangerous act is a red card regardless of whether it was intended or not. So I'm not sure how Oscar stayed on the pitch. But that's what you get playing in China.

Rover the Top wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:34 am

Eh? Is Henderson dead?

Is that the neighbour that heard the screaming?

In this case, a direct analogy to Pistorius would be to assume Rhead intended to clatter a defender, but because he turned his back, clattered the goalkeeper. Surely, it would be he intended to clatter the goalkeeper, but didn't realise it was actually his girlfriend who he'd invited to play even t...

If you're talking deliberate elbow to the throat, well at that point his back his fully turned so there's no possible way he could make that contact deliberately. You mean like someone shooting a handgun through a bathroom door couldn't have possibly have shot the person they knew to be in the bath...

If I apply my banter with my elbow but with my eyes all screwed up closed, will I get away with it? You could argue about intent but it seems pretty clear it was dangerous to me. That would be serious foul play and a red card. But hey, it makes for an awesome gif which is all anyone REALLY cares abo...

D every time. That's what football should be about innit.

It's also true at both clubs of course. Footballers are universally a bunch of overpaid losers.

Pity, you've missed their second now.

We only loaned the cheerleaders though and they sodded off as soon as they got any good.

It doesn't imply anything at all unless you are trying to throw shit around

Independent - not anything to do with Labour or indeed UK politics. I'm sure they can be accused of being in some shady cabal trying to bring down the right-thinking good people of the home counties though

Basically that.

I mean there are independent Jewish reporters, in Israel and the UK, saying it's all a load of hyperbolic tosh. But that doesn't make for sensationalist news.

Like the Israeli Times you mean?