Giles Coren's Email Rants

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Giles Coren's Email Rants

Post by theadore » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:27 am

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/ju ... publishing

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jul/23/mediamonkey
You said "i didn't have the brass neck to demand anything off the unavailable a la carte". it makes you sound like an utter tit. you are not only a chippy fuck but a lazy journalist. 'brass neck'. learn to write, and take your head out of your arse, you fucking twat.

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Post by Ethiaa » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:51 am

I like Coren. I liked The Supersizers. He's annoying but in an entertaining way... a bit like Clarkson I think.

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Post by Rover the Top » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:56 am

Do you ever think that you're missing out on something in life?

I've suddenly got a real urge to send someone an e-mail saying:

Dear *insert name here*,

You're a twat.

All the best,

Simon.

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Post by theadore » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:57 am

yup... invokes the same "i should put my bot through your face, but lets see what you say next" kind of feelings

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Post by Ethiaa » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:57 am

Send it to me! Send it to me! :D

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Post by Ethiaa » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:59 am

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2002/aug/19/1

That is a corker
never ever ask me to write something for you. and don't pay me. i'd rather take £400 quid for assassinating a crack whore's only child in a revenge killing for a busted drug deal - my integrity would be less compromised.

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Post by RoryoftheRovers » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:55 am

who is this guy?! He must have some influence and power to send messages like that. That was briliant.

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Post by Rover the Top » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:15 pm

No 'all the best' at the end. It's shit.

And I won't send you the e-mail, Rob, as you will be expecting it. Hence taking the fun out of the exercise.

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Post by Gibbon » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:27 pm

Rover the Top wrote:No 'all the best' at the end. It's shit.

And I won't send you the e-mail, Rob, as you will be expecting it. Hence taking the fun out of the exercise.
But he wont be expecting it now you've told him you're not... :scratch:

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Post by Ethiaa » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:00 pm

RoryoftheRovers wrote:who is this guy?! He must have some influence and power to send messages like that. That was briliant.
Restaurant critic and erstwhile food related tv entertainment show guy

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Re: Giles Coren's Email Rants

Post by theadore » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:23 pm

Image

Looking Pensive... probably dreaming up an offensive e-mail.

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