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Re: Random joke thread

Post by daib0 » Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:42 pm

Rover the Top wrote:
Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:54 am
daib0 wrote:
Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:59 pm
I was asked to provide a new password the other day, I tried Mydick but was told that it was too short.
You seem to have posted this in the joke section by mistake... ;)
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by daib0 » Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:15 pm

- Hey, would you invite me over for a drink or something?

- I'd love to, but I simply do not date married women.

- But I'm your wife, stupid idiot!

- Sorry, but I do not make exceptions…

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Dan » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:55 am

Best of the Edinburgh Fringe:

"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day." - Adam Rowe

"I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring" - Leo Kearse
"I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed" - Olaf Falafel
"In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me" - Daniel Audritt
"What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?" - Flo and Joan
"I've got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it's not easy. They keep moving the goalposts" - Darren Walsh
"Trump said he'd build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick. He's just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project" - Justin Moorhouse
"I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it" - Adele Cliff
"Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?" - Alex Edelman
"I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time" - Laura Lexx

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:41 pm

:lol:

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