Random joke thread
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Is there a reason the bbcs top 10 contains only 9 jokes?
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They needed something funny in the article?
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Maybe there were only nine jokes this year. 

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One of the ones in the comments section was better.
I had a friend who was feeling a bit down and depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. Now he's chuffed to bits.
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I'd say 8 of the 9 were pretty crap - some of them exceedingly so, but this one is brilliant.
Masai Graham wrote:"I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"
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I liked
"Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.
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Why didn't they make the list instead, then?Gibbon wrote:Maybe there were only nine jokes this year.
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My parents always used to sit and listen to Cliff Richard when I was younger.
Instead of actually coming in my room and stopping him.
Instead of actually coming in my room and stopping him.
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A - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA


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My wife comes out of the shower and stands in front of the mirror,complaining:
"Look at these boobs, they're far to small, I really want a boob job, they just look so tiny and pointless"
"I'm not sure we can afford that" I said, "That's expensive these days, and the NHS won't cover it."
"I've got a better idea though, if you want them to grow, take a piece of toilet roll and rub it between them, up and down your chest, for a few seconds about four times a day. In a few months you'll notice they're definitely getting bigger."
"Really?" she said, grabbing the toilet roll, "Does that actually work?"
"Well it worked for your arse, didn't it!?"
"Look at these boobs, they're far to small, I really want a boob job, they just look so tiny and pointless"
"I'm not sure we can afford that" I said, "That's expensive these days, and the NHS won't cover it."
"I've got a better idea though, if you want them to grow, take a piece of toilet roll and rub it between them, up and down your chest, for a few seconds about four times a day. In a few months you'll notice they're definitely getting bigger."
"Really?" she said, grabbing the toilet roll, "Does that actually work?"
"Well it worked for your arse, didn't it!?"
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Its not a patch on Harry Hill's...Rovertheseas wrote:I liked
"Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief" - Mark Watson.
"My father used to say 'Fight fire with fire', and then he was kicked out of the fire brigade"
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Dan wrote:My wife comes out of the shower and stands in front of the mirror,complaining:
"Look at these boobs, they're far to small, I really want a boob job, they just look so tiny and pointless"
"I'm not sure we can afford that" I said, "That's expensive these days, and the NHS won't cover it."
"I've got a better idea though, if you want them to grow, take a piece of toilet roll and rub it between them, up and down your chest, for a few seconds about four times a day. In a few months you'll notice they're definitely getting bigger."
"Really?" she said, grabbing the toilet roll, "Does that actually work?"
"Well it worked for your arse, didn't it!?"

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He's implying his anecdotal missus has a large bottom... 

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Really?!?!?!?
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