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A kid was talking to his dad the other day and he said 'dad i want to be an astronaut when i grow up'. 'Well son' he replied 'You'd have been shot into space already if i'd not been pissed'.
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Rover the Top wrote:Apparently Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door - his missus was dead against it...


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Isn't that 3 years too late? Labour actually did introduce ID cards for "Northerners" (specifically those in Manchester) in late 2009... 

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Congratulation to Cardiff's promotion, becoming the third Welsh Premier League team besides Swansea and Spurs!! 

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I wonder if Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was trying to paddle his way out of that back yard!? 

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Maybe he realised he was up shit creek.
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Saw this on a t-shirt t'other day:
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Seen that a few times, and had to explain it to a few people too.
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Saw this in the comment section on the LET regarding the Marshall Transfer:
I note that Fairy Liquid's latest advert is set in a Burnley Council Estate .
"Mummy , why are your hands so soft ?"
"Because I'm only fourteen , now shut up and eat your Pot Noodle "
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I hate Christmas! I spend all year working my arse off just so I can afford to buy presents for the kids, yet come Christmas morning it's that fat fucker with the beard who gets all the credit...
...still, I suppose it serves me right for marrying her...
...still, I suppose it serves me right for marrying her...
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Allegedly, the 'funniest' jokes from this year's Edinburgh Fringe.
I can only assume quality was in short supply this time.
I can only assume quality was in short supply this time.