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Post by Savory » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:35 am

Just had an African come up and try and get me to sign a charity sheet. When I refused, he started to cry... what an emotional black male :P

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:56 am

What do you call a dog with two arseholes?

n-Dubz.

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Post by Rover the Top » Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:00 pm

Savory wrote:Just had an African come up and try and get me to sign a charity sheet. When I refused, he started to cry... what an emotional black male :P
Hmmm... :scratch:

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by theadore » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:03 pm

What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?

Mobius Dick

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by theadore » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:40 pm

Hmmm... went down pretty well that one.

Why did the mathematician dress as a vampire on christmas day?

because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:58 pm

What do you call a dog with two arseholes?

n-Dubz.

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Roverdamus » Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:24 pm

Was that joke so good you had to post it twice? ;)

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:18 pm

Yup! :hyper:

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by BMW318i » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:36 am

Savory wrote:Just had an African come up and try and get me to sign a charity sheet. When I refused, he started to cry... what an emotional
black
male :P
racism is not allowed on this forum

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:13 am

What do you call a dog with two arseholes?

n-Dubz.

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Ethiaa » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:42 am

Irritating?

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:04 am

Surely not?

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:08 am

That...was...awesome! :-o

I know a joke about n-Dubz if anyone wants to hear it. :hyper:

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by theadore » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:10 am

Gibbon wrote:That...was...awesome! :-o

I know a joke about n-Dubz if anyone wants to hear it. :hyper:
I DO!

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