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Re: Random joke thread

Post by daib0 » Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:17 pm

A Nigerian Prince has died & left his millions to a cat

He tried to give away his fortune for years ... but, can you believe, no one ever responded to his e-mails

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by daib0 » Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:57 pm

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Tu and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.

In order to get a visa in today's world, they have to Americanise their names.

Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck, Hu became Huck, Tu became Tuck and Fu finally decided to stay in China...

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by daib0 » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:49 pm

A man sees a lady with nice big breasts.

He asks, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for £10,000?"

She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner, she opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes.

Eventually the lady asks, "Well, aren't you going to bite them?"

He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Rover the Top » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:17 am

Warren Beatty's so vain, he probably thinks the Oscars mix up is about him...

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