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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Rover the Top » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:13 am

What do you call a gibbon who keeps posting the same crappy joke?

Unpopular.

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:24 am

I know this one, I know this one! :hyper:


Banned? :-o

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Rover the Top » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:25 am

:twisted:

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:32 am

Well fair enough, I shall try and restrain my n-Dubz joke for a while.

Now, normally me saying this would result in me posting it again immediately for the comedy, but this time I'm really going to try.

That last bit pretty much makes it an even more irresistable thing to do unfortunately. BUT I SHALL NOT SUCCUMB!

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:33 am

gnnnnnnnnn!

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by SheepShagginRover » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:22 pm

What do you call a dog with two arseholes?

N-Dubz

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:34 pm

That's the funniest fucking joke I've ever heard Sheepy! :lol:

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by theadore » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:44 pm

What do you call an indeterminate number of people from dublin?

N dubs... :king:

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:45 pm

No wait, THAT's the funniest joke I've ever heard! :hyper:

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by SheepShagginRover » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:00 pm

Just seen a program on Channel 4 called 'N-Dubz: Where would you be without music?'

The Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Savory » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:43 pm

My grandma gives great blowjobs.

Dont worry, I havent actually had any sexual contact with her. The only reason I know is because my grandad said she was better.

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Savory » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:44 pm

A man in the supermarket reminded me of michael jackson yesterday. He said "don't forget michael jackson"

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Rover the Top » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:46 pm

Savory wrote:My grandma gives great blowjobs.

Dont worry, I havent actually had any sexual contact with her. The only reason I know is because my grandad said she was better.
:rofl: Quality.

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by theadore » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:19 am

But its not about N-Dubz?

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Gibbon » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:22 am

I was going to say!

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