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Re: Random joke thread

Post by mrblackbat » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:06 am

REALLY?!?!?!?!?!? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Rover the Top » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:07 am

Yes.
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Dan » Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:39 pm

Blackbat's been rubbing his posts with toilet roll :)
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by mrblackbat » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:44 pm

WAHEY!
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Rover Ryan » Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:25 pm

What's Marouane Fellaini's favourite band?

Elbow!!

Waka-Waka!!
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Dan » Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:01 pm

:whoosh:
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by rob_of_the_robots » Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:09 pm

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Rover Ryan » Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:38 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... t-out.html
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Dan » Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:49 pm

Oh... I see.... the punchline's hidden in a colour I can't see and Waka Waka is just tagged on the end for no reason? :D
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Rover Ryan » Mon Nov 17, 2014 8:02 pm

But it's what Fozzy Bear says :(
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by rob_of_the_robots » Mon Nov 17, 2014 8:08 pm

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by wrinks_89 » Wed Apr 27, 2016 7:57 pm

Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag? A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer. :whistle:
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by theadore » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:11 am

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Re: Random joke thread

Post by wrinks_89 » Tue May 17, 2016 8:16 pm

SKY SPORTS breaking news: it has been announced that this year's shirt sponsors for England will be Tampax. A spokesman said, "to sponsor a load of cunts going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about". Ahem.
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Re: Random joke thread

Post by Dan » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:22 pm

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