Trump Vs Honey Badger

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Who would win?

Donald J Trump, because in he is a bigly fighter, yes sir.
1
9%
Honey Badger, because Trump is shit at everything.
1
9%
The fight would be abandoned when a Kestrel is found to have nested in Trumps bouffant.
1
9%
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2
18%
Honey badger, cause it's a honey badger and don't give a fuck
6
55%
 
Total votes: 11

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Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by Gibbon » Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:09 pm

No football this week, so I've provided a poll to see who everyone thinks would win in a fight between Donald Trump and a Honey Badger. That is all.

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by mrblackbat » Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:32 pm

Where's the "honey badger, cause it's a honey badger and don't give a fuck" option?

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by Gibbon » Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:43 pm

mrblackbat wrote:
Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:32 pm
Where's the "honey badger, cause it's a honey badger and don't give a fuck" option?
Are you blind?

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by Ethiaa » Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:57 pm

Zero fucks given by honey badger. No contest.

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by Thorisgodpoo » Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:36 pm

Did Donald Trump have honey before the foght?

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by Thorisgodpoo » Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:59 pm

I think Trump would win after one bite from the honey badger would give it some sort of intoxication from the massive amount of spray tan. So Trump wins by intoxication.

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by Gibbon » Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:23 pm

I’m not sure you’ve fully considered just how terrifying an intoxicated honey badger might be.

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by Thorisgodpoo » Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:40 pm

I think we are underestimating the intoxicating effects of being in, around, near, thinking, breathing, looking at Trump. Unless the honey badger gets a kill shot from the get go, Trump wins due to intoxication from spray tan after one bite. I firmly believe his skin is just made up of spray tan.

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by mrblackbat » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:15 pm

I think given the honey badger's natural toughness, the Trump spray tan and weird hair will simply result in a mutation to the honey badger. So it becomes yuuuuuuuge.

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by Thorisgodpoo » Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:01 pm

So in turn, Trump would ultimately win, even though he lost. So it's a draw then?

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by theadore » Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:35 am

Regardless trump would claim the victory... Although at least in this case he would be correct when he claims to have invented honey Badger wrestling.

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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Post by Thorisgodpoo » Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:14 pm

theadore wrote:
Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:35 am
Regardless trump would claim the victory... Although at least in this case he would be correct when he claims to have invented honey Badger wrestling.
It would be a bunch of fake news!

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