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Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:09 pm
by Gibbon
No football this week, so I've provided a poll to see who everyone thinks would win in a fight between Donald Trump and a Honey Badger. That is all.

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:32 pm
by mrblackbat
Where's the "honey badger, cause it's a honey badger and don't give a fuck" option?

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:43 pm
by Gibbon
mrblackbat wrote:
Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:32 pm
Where's the "honey badger, cause it's a honey badger and don't give a fuck" option?
Are you blind?

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:57 pm
by Ethiaa
Zero fucks given by honey badger. No contest.

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:36 pm
by Thorisgodpoo
Did Donald Trump have honey before the foght?

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:49 pm
by Gibbon

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:59 pm
by Thorisgodpoo
I think Trump would win after one bite from the honey badger would give it some sort of intoxication from the massive amount of spray tan. So Trump wins by intoxication.

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:23 pm
by Gibbon
I’m not sure you’ve fully considered just how terrifying an intoxicated honey badger might be.

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:40 pm
by Thorisgodpoo
I think we are underestimating the intoxicating effects of being in, around, near, thinking, breathing, looking at Trump. Unless the honey badger gets a kill shot from the get go, Trump wins due to intoxication from spray tan after one bite. I firmly believe his skin is just made up of spray tan.

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:15 pm
by mrblackbat
I think given the honey badger's natural toughness, the Trump spray tan and weird hair will simply result in a mutation to the honey badger. So it becomes yuuuuuuuge.

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:01 pm
by Thorisgodpoo
So in turn, Trump would ultimately win, even though he lost. So it's a draw then?

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:35 am
by theadore
Regardless trump would claim the victory... Although at least in this case he would be correct when he claims to have invented honey Badger wrestling.

Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:14 pm
by Thorisgodpoo
theadore wrote:
Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:35 am
Regardless trump would claim the victory... Although at least in this case he would be correct when he claims to have invented honey Badger wrestling.
It would be a bunch of fake news!