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Post by Gibbon » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:14 am

There's a current trend of people creating their own insults - so as Roverstalk have a history of this sort of thing (in badger related fashion) I thought I'd create a thread for us to catalogue our favourites or create new ones...

I'm currently polishing a couple but :

Jabbering minge blanket.

Wank blister.

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Re: Insults

Post by Rover the Top » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:15 am

Gibbon wrote: I'm currently polishing a couple...
...Wank blister.
TMI?

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Re: Insults

Post by Gibbon » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:16 am

Hey, it helps me think.

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Post by wrinks_89 » Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:47 pm

Makes my response of 'spunk monkey' quite apt now I'd say :D

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Post by Dan » Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:54 pm

Bell Fruit.

Not particularly nasty, but I saw it on a game machine in a pub and it seems to work. :)

Cockwomble is a favourite at work.

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Post by wrinks_89 » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:58 pm

Minty python comes in quite handy for this one. I always liked 'Dickus Headus' myself.

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Post by wrinks_89 » Thu Jul 14, 2016 11:59 pm

Piss flap being another

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Post by wrinks_89 » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:10 am

Cock-juggling thundercunt. But enough about Dan.. :P

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Post by Dan » Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:21 am

Enough about your minty python... presumably called Monty? :P

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Re: Insults

Post by wrinks_89 » Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:47 pm

Ah crap! I've just had a moan about grammar too. Ahaha :oops:

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