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There must be more to life than football?

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Post by DunnFC » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:43 am

Love the title,
Love the story
laughing my arse off!

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Post by adrian » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:31 am

fucking rem !

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Post by Gibbon » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:48 am

Kind of confused as to why he's been placed on the sex offenders register though.... :|

I mean what he does to his bicycle in his own room is between him and the bike. And the bike pump probably. :whistle:

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Post by iamarover » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:51 am

\"He is Bicexual\"
\"He thought it was a Mountin' bike\"

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Post by Rover the Top » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:58 am

He's obviously considered a threat to innocent bicycles... :? I'm a bit puzzled as to why he's committed an offence - does it mean that anyone using a sex aid in a hotel is breaking the law?

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Post by theadore » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:03 pm

that is ridiculous... how can you punnish someone for what is a beautiful, natural expression of... :-D

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Post by Rover the Moon » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:23 pm

Maybe he wsa hoping to 'do' the cleaners in tandem :-D

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Post by Gibbon » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:27 pm

Officially my favourite Roverstalk thread ever now. :P

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Post by Dan » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:12 pm

Rover the Top wrote:He's obviously considered a threat to innocent bicycles... :? I'm a bit puzzled as to why he's committed an offence - does it mean that anyone using a sex aid in a hotel is breaking the law?
Yeah, watch out next time you're away from home ;)

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Post by Rover the Top » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:50 pm

Dan wrote:
Rover the Top wrote:He's obviously considered a threat to innocent bicycles... :? I'm a bit puzzled as to why he's committed an offence - does it mean that anyone using a sex aid in a hotel is breaking the law?
Yeah, watch out next time you're away from home ;)
I don't think the receptionist would appreciate being called a 'sex aid'... :scratch:

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Post by Dan » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:26 pm

Rover the Top wrote:
Dan wrote:
Rover the Top wrote:He's obviously considered a threat to innocent bicycles... :? I'm a bit puzzled as to why he's committed an offence - does it mean that anyone using a sex aid in a hotel is breaking the law?
Yeah, watch out next time you're away from home ;)
I don't think the receptionist would appreciate being called a 'sex aid'... :scratch:
Really? I thought it was all part of the service these days.... :whistle:

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Post by Rover the Top » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:26 am

Jailed for being in a courtroom when a mobile phone went off...

:shock: I think the bike shagger got off lightly now... :-D

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Today's random stupidity story...

Post by Leazes_Lad » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:34 am

Rover the Top wrote:How not to change a tyre...
Shame he didn't accidently shoot himself in the face

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