Today's random stupidity story...

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Post by Rover the Top » Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:14 pm

Dan wrote:
Rover the Top wrote:I saw that yesterday - pretty fucked up.

Never mind taking a pack of johnnies out with you in case you get lucky on a night out, you need your birth certificate in case you accidentally pull the secret sister you never knew you had... :shock:
Or if you're from Burnley, you can spend all night looking for one that isn't your secret sister :D
I didn't think they bothered with the 'secret' bit?

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Post by Dan » Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:18 pm

Rover the Top wrote:
Dan wrote:
Rover the Top wrote:I saw that yesterday - pretty fucked up.

Never mind taking a pack of johnnies out with you in case you get lucky on a night out, you need your birth certificate in case you accidentally pull the secret sister you never knew you had... :shock:
Or if you're from Burnley, you can spend all night looking for one that isn't your secret sister :D
I didn't think they bothered with the 'secret' bit?
Well when you've got that many relatives, it's hard to know all of them

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Post by Willy » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:01 pm

What's wrong with being from Burnley???


* yeah, okay...point made and accepted.

:oops: :dunce:

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Post by RoryoftheRovers » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:31 pm

Willy wrote:What's wrong with being from Burnley???


* yeah, okay...point made and accepted.

:oops: :dunce:
"oh burnley town! Oh burnley town!
Is wonderful! is wonderful!
We've got............
Well nothing really"

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Post by Willy » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:26 am

RoryoftheRovers wrote:
Willy wrote:What's wrong with being from Burnley???


* yeah, okay...point made and accepted.

:oops: :dunce:
"oh burnley town! Oh burnley town!
Is wonderful! is wonderful!
We've got............
Well nothing really"
HEY!!!...I'll have you know that Burnley proudly has more teenage mothers than any other town of it's size in the country!

We have lots of drunk people too...that's always good for a laugh...and errrmm...

errrmmm...
errrrrrrmmmmmm...

:scratch:

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Post by Willy » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:06 pm

A little extreme perhaps.


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Post by DunnFC » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:25 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm

Imagine the pain that guy went through having his balls ripped off.

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Post by Rover the Top » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:28 am

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I did kinda intend this thread to be about current stories, but suit yourself... ;)

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Post by Rover the Top » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:51 pm

"The Three Little Pigs" is racist and stereotypes builders...
"Is it true that all builders are cowboys, builders get their work blown down, and builders are like pigs?"
"Missed the point" springs to mind... :lol:

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Post by iamarover » Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:36 pm

A man has been accidentally shot by a rescuer who was trying to free him from the jaws of a crocodile in northern Australia.
clicky here

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Post by iamarover » Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:01 am

A boy who has been partially deaf for nine years was suddenly cured - when a cotton wool bud popped out of his ear.
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