Today's random stupidity story...

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Post by Joe » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:38 am

"I went into the house and there was a horrible atmosphere," she said.

"I could feel the entity around all the time. He was bombarding the house and the whole family - they were terrified.

"I put down a circle of salt, asked the family to be present and I have now sent him on his way."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Post by Rover the Top » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:45 am

Yep, at first, £60 seems like good money for throwing some salt around. But the hard part is keeping a straight face all the time... :scratch:

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Post by iamarover » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:15 am

"I put down a circle of salt, asked the family to be present and I have now sent him on his way."
was it the ghost of a slug?

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Post by RoverWithALimp » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:10 pm

iamarover wrote:
"I put down a circle of salt, asked the family to be present and I have now sent him on his way."
was it the ghost of a slug?
Wonder if the service comes with a good hoovering afterward? :lol:

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Post by Gibbon » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:55 am

Very funny....but the waiter who did it HAD to be a little fucking stupid if he thought he'd get away with it. :D link

I read everyone of my restaurant receipts avidly and have saved myself at least 550 quid over the years. 500 of that on ONE bill. :scratch: :shock:

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Post by Rover the Top » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:04 am

People still moan, even when they get something for free... :scratch:

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Post by Dan » Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:33 pm

I was in a chineses restaurant recently that was running an all you can eat buffet, and had a sign on the door that read '£6.50 for head'. Unfortunately i'd spent all my money on food :(

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Post by Rover the Top » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:10 pm

The Daily Squib is a satirical publication and should therefore not be taken too fu**ing seriously
Does that mean they should be taken a little seriously? Which bits are true? Does the KKK really have an 'Imperial Wizard'?

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Post by Gibbon » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:11 pm

Yep. (to the wizard bit) :D

The story's funny enough - but the funniest bit is the number comments from people who seem to have fallen for it...


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Post by Gibbon » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:04 am

Possibly....maybe related to the Lycett-Macaques from over Dewsbury way. :scratch:

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Post by rover-the-rainbow » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:19 am

Perhaps he was wearing Flares and a Blazer :scratch:

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Re: Today's random stupidity story...

Post by iamarover » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:31 am

boom boom!!!!

maybe he was wearing a sParka too?

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