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Today's random stupidity story...

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:50 am
by Rover the Top

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:43 am
by DunnFC
Love the title,
Love the story
laughing my arse off!

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:31 am
by adrian
fucking rem !

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:31 am
by Rover the Top

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:48 am
by Gibbon
Kind of confused as to why he's been placed on the sex offenders register though.... :|

I mean what he does to his bicycle in his own room is between him and the bike. And the bike pump probably. :whistle:

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:51 am
by iamarover
\"He is Bicexual\"
\"He thought it was a Mountin' bike\"

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:58 am
by Rover the Top
He's obviously considered a threat to innocent bicycles... :? I'm a bit puzzled as to why he's committed an offence - does it mean that anyone using a sex aid in a hotel is breaking the law?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:03 pm
by theadore
that is ridiculous... how can you punnish someone for what is a beautiful, natural expression of... :-D

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:23 pm
by Rover the Moon
Maybe he wsa hoping to 'do' the cleaners in tandem :-D

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:27 pm
by Gibbon
Officially my favourite Roverstalk thread ever now. :P

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:12 pm
by Dan
Rover the Top wrote:He's obviously considered a threat to innocent bicycles... :? I'm a bit puzzled as to why he's committed an offence - does it mean that anyone using a sex aid in a hotel is breaking the law?
Yeah, watch out next time you're away from home ;)

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:50 pm
by Rover the Top
Dan wrote:
Rover the Top wrote:He's obviously considered a threat to innocent bicycles... :? I'm a bit puzzled as to why he's committed an offence - does it mean that anyone using a sex aid in a hotel is breaking the law?
Yeah, watch out next time you're away from home ;)
I don't think the receptionist would appreciate being called a 'sex aid'... :scratch:

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:26 pm
by Dan
Rover the Top wrote:
Dan wrote:
Rover the Top wrote:He's obviously considered a threat to innocent bicycles... :? I'm a bit puzzled as to why he's committed an offence - does it mean that anyone using a sex aid in a hotel is breaking the law?
Yeah, watch out next time you're away from home ;)
I don't think the receptionist would appreciate being called a 'sex aid'... :scratch:
Really? I thought it was all part of the service these days.... :whistle:

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:26 am
by Rover the Top
Jailed for being in a courtroom when a mobile phone went off...

:shock: I think the bike shagger got off lightly now... :-D

Today's random stupidity story...

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:34 am
by Leazes_Lad
Rover the Top wrote:How not to change a tyre...
Shame he didn't accidently shoot himself in the face