Trump Vs Honey Badger
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Trump Vs Honey Badger
No football this week, so I've provided a poll to see who everyone thinks would win in a fight between Donald Trump and a Honey Badger. That is all.
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Where's the "honey badger, cause it's a honey badger and don't give a fuck" option?
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Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger
Are you blind?mrblackbat wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:32 pmWhere's the "honey badger, cause it's a honey badger and don't give a fuck" option?
Re: Trump Vs Honey Badger
Zero fucks given by honey badger. No contest.
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Did Donald Trump have honey before the foght?
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I think Trump would win after one bite from the honey badger would give it some sort of intoxication from the massive amount of spray tan. So Trump wins by intoxication.
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I’m not sure you’ve fully considered just how terrifying an intoxicated honey badger might be.
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I think we are underestimating the intoxicating effects of being in, around, near, thinking, breathing, looking at Trump. Unless the honey badger gets a kill shot from the get go, Trump wins due to intoxication from spray tan after one bite. I firmly believe his skin is just made up of spray tan.
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I think given the honey badger's natural toughness, the Trump spray tan and weird hair will simply result in a mutation to the honey badger. So it becomes yuuuuuuuge.
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So in turn, Trump would ultimately win, even though he lost. So it's a draw then?
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Regardless trump would claim the victory... Although at least in this case he would be correct when he claims to have invented honey Badger wrestling.
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