Trump Vs Honey Badger

[Gibbon]

No football this week, so I've provided a poll to see who everyone thinks would win in a fight between Donald Trump and a Honey Badger. That is all.

[mrblackbat]

Where's the "honey badger, cause it's a honey badger and don't give a fuck" option?

[Gibbon]

Where's the "honey badger, cause it's a honey badger and don't give a fuck" option?

Are you blind?

[Ethiaa]

Zero fucks given by honey badger. No contest.

[Thorisgodpoo]

Did Donald Trump have honey before the foght?

[Gibbon]

I hope not.

[Thorisgodpoo]

I think Trump would win after one bite from the honey badger would give it some sort of intoxication from the massive amount of spray tan. So Trump wins by intoxication.

[Gibbon]

I’m not sure you’ve fully considered just how terrifying an intoxicated honey badger might be.

[Thorisgodpoo]

I think we are underestimating the intoxicating effects of being in, around, near, thinking, breathing, looking at Trump. Unless the honey badger gets a kill shot from the get go, Trump wins due to intoxication from spray tan after one bite. I firmly believe his skin is just made up of spray tan.

[mrblackbat]

I think given the honey badger's natural toughness, the Trump spray tan and weird hair will simply result in a mutation to the honey badger. So it becomes yuuuuuuuge.

[Thorisgodpoo]

So in turn, Trump would ultimately win, even though he lost. So it's a draw then?

[theadore]

Regardless trump would claim the victory... Although at least in this case he would be correct when he claims to have invented honey Badger wrestling.

[Thorisgodpoo]

Regardless trump would claim the victory... Although at least in this case he would be correct when he claims to have invented honey Badger wrestling.

It would be a bunch of fake news!