If you could have a last meal...

[WacoRover]

What would it be?

OK, here's mine: Start it off with some Shiner Bock. And, keep more handy;
Appetizer- sliced pineapple & cottage cheese; cucumber in red wine vinegar. Entree- Fried chicken (white meat only), creamed potatoes & gravy, fried okra, blackeyed peas; cornbread; a sweet, firm cantaloupe; coconut cream pie for dessert; & sweet tea.

Yes, I am from Dixie, how could you tell?!

[WacoRover]

All that tastes better while listening to Grandpa Jones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_zCp6h5aMA

[Gibbon]

Drink: A lovely bottle of Merlot
Starter: Mussels in a thai chilli sauce
Main: Chicken Tikka Balti with a side of Saag Paneer, Pillau Rice and Chapattis
Dessert: Shrikhand

[Rover the Top]

Are we to pretend we've regressed to being one of those barbaric uncivilised nations that murders people for crimes they may or (presumably in this case) may not have commited? Just want to get into the spirit of things rather than list what I'd like for dinner...

[Gibbon]

You’ve been sentenced to death for pedantic thoughtcrime.

[theadore]

Oh hey... it's captain fun.

[Rover the Top]

You’ve been sentenced to death for pedantic thoughtcrime.

Well I was going to say, the meal could vary depending on whether you're a convicted cannibal or a vegan terrorist...

[Gibbon]

[theadore]

Starter: Langoustines, Aioli, Bread and Butter
Main: Rib-eye, Bone Marrow butter, Fondant Potato - artfully arranged vegetables
Dessert: Sticky Toffee Pudding, Clotted Cream Ice-cream.
Drink(s): Mikkeller & Brew Dog 'I Hardcore You' / Glass of Pinot Noir / Octomore 06.3

[Dan]

Starter: Vodka (bottle)
Main: Rum (bottle)
Dessert: Whisky (bottle)
Drink: Coniston Bluebird Bitter

Now I don't care what's happening in the morning and am quite possibly dead anyway.

[Rover the Top]

Starter: Vodka (bottle)
Main: Rum (bottle)
Dessert: Whisky (bottle)
Drink: Coniston Bluebird Bitter

Now I don't care what's happening in the morning and am quite possibly dead anyway.

Of course, in practice a prisoner won't be given alcohol so you'll get non-alcoholic substitutes and die hungry...

[Dan]

You don't have to be a prisoner for a last meal, you could be sat at home with an asteroid the size of the moon about to come crashing down on you.
We're not a barbaric uncivilised nation that murders people for crimes they may or (presumably in this case) may not have committed.

[Rover the Top]

You don't have to be a prisoner for a last meal, you could be sat at home with an asteroid the size of the moon about to come crashing down on you.
We're not a barbaric uncivilised nation that murders people for crimes they may or (presumably in this case) may not have committed.

Well obviously everybody will eat one final time before they die, whether they know it's coming or not... but I think the concept of a "last meal" is specific to prisoners on death row:

http://www.historyisnowmagazine.com/blo ... r7rsnLi00=

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15040658

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

Otherwise it's really just a question of what's the most mouth-watering meal you can think of at the moment? You're free to have it whenever you want, the significance of chooisng one final time is diminished if you haven't had that choice taken away. Maybe it's just me, but if said asteroid was hurtling towards us, I think what's for dinner wouldn't be my biggest concern...

[Ethiaa]

Maybe it's just me, but if said asteroid was hurtling towards us, I think what's for dinner wouldn't be my biggest concern...

What would be? Where the hell Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Billy Bob Thornton, and Liv Tyler have got to?

[Rover the Top]

Maybe it's just me, but if said asteroid was hurtling towards us, I think what's for dinner wouldn't be my biggest concern...

What would be? Where the hell Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Billy Bob Thornton, and Liv Tyler have got to?

Precisely. And will someone turn that bloody Aerosmith record off...