Today's random stupidity story...

[Rover the Top]

Is that sort of thing common place down your end?

[mrblackbat]

You're in Stockport too, now, remember.

[Rover the Top]

You're in Stockport too, now, remember.

Exactly, don't see anything of the sort near us. That's why I was asking, if you think it's just normal...

[Gibbon]

You're in Stockport too, now, remember.

Exactly, don't see anything of the sort near us. That's why I was asking, if you think it's just normal...

You did have this a couple of years back.

[Rover the Top]

You did have this a couple of years back.

That's a whole different level of sick...

[Gibbon]

Yes indeed. It certainly puts your concerns about leaf molesting locals in perspective, though now you probably feel even less secure. I’ll shut up now.

[Rover the Top]

Meh, Stockport's a big place. The vagina-shooter was from out-of-town and the leaf-molesters hang out near blackbat's, apparently.

[Dan]

Meh, Stockport's a big place. The vagina-shooter was from out-of-town and the leaf-molesters hang out near blackbat's, apparently.

So big it's got its own 65 piece bucket list

[Rover the Top]

Meh, Stockport's a big place. The vagina-shooter was from out-of-town and the leaf-molesters hang out near blackbat's, apparently.

So big it's got its own 65 piece bucket list

There we go, although they're possible scraping the bottom of the bucket with some of those...

[Rover the Top]

[Rover the Top]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50820915

Ummm....

[Dan]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50820915

Ummm....

"I've always been painting monkeys for five to six years, so I thought I'd make this work to teach that we're all apes. I made the western monkey with blue and white eyes, the Asian monkey with almond-shaped eyes and the black monkey positioned in the centre, where everything comes from.
"The monkey becomes the spark to teach everyone that there is no difference, there is no man or monkey, we are all alike. If anything we are all monkeys."

I do see the logic there... but there's no way that should have gone any further than a thinking-out-loud idea that was immeditely shut down and should never ever be used for obvious reasons.