F*** My Life (FML)

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F*** My Life (FML)

Post by Jim » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:09 pm

Here's a website that got linked to me this evening... its bloody hilarious... take this one for example...

Fuck My Life

http://www.fmylife.com/

Here's a few examples!

"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"

"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"

Its basically short stories that make all our lives sound so much better! Amusing us at the same time! Heh! :D
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Re: F*** My Life (FML)

Post by Rover the Top » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:25 am

Jim wrote: "Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"
A similar thing happened to a mate of mine, he found out when he applied for his first passport that his mum had got his birthday wrong all his life. Apparently her excuse was that she was busy at the time... :numpty;
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Re: F*** My Life (FML)

Post by Gibbon » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:28 am

Repurposing an aptly named thread...

Realtime map of people dropping the f-bomb on twitter.

It's kind of hypnotic.
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